Humor Writer Kills Self Because Everybody Says His Writing “Sounds Like An Onion Article”

Trendy Towne, Southern California Sick and tired of everyone telling him his writing “sounds like an Onion article,” humor writer Dixon B. Tweenerlegs committed suicide yesterday by intentionally fighting a gorilla, which, ironically, was the exact subject of an Onion parody piece in October of 2009. Sheriff’s department spokesman Steve Hannah said Tweenerlegs’ mangled, feeble […]

“The Wrecking Crew” – The Best Music Documentary You’ve Never Seen!

“The Wrecking Crew” – The Best Music Documentary You’ve Never Seen!

Music Documentary “The Wrecking Crew” – Musician Porn? Watching a screening of the music documentary The Wrecking Crew is like going 15 rounds with Manny Pacquiao Juan Manuel Marquez: the HITS  just keep on comin’ and comin’ and comin.’ God Only Knows! Wichita Lineman! I Got You Babe! Mr. Tambourine Man! Little Old Lady From Pasadena! MacArthur Park! Don’t Worry Baby! He’s a Rebel! These Boots are […]

Martha Davis: In Total Control

Martha Davis:  In Total Control

Martha Davis strutted in heels onto the early new-wave scene in the late 1970s as part of The Motels – an intelligent, moody, yet still-catchy pop band. With her dark brunette 1940s femme-fatale style, Davis stood far apart from the squeaky, anemic, dyed-blonde lead singers of the day.  (And those were just the men.) The Motels […]

Photographer Henry Diltz: Rock’s Living History (Interview)

Photographer Henry Diltz:  Rock’s Living History  (Interview)

Photographer (and musician) Henry Diltz has taken photographs of almost every notable rock musician and band from the 1960s and 70s. His iconic style practically defined the generation of classic album cover art. And he started it all with a tossed-off junk-store camera. Rock Cellar Magazine was honored to have Henry Diltz sit down and […]

The Stolen Rembrandt: What’s Going On Here?

For those of you who are following the story of the stolen Rembrandt sketch “The Judgment” as closely as we are, there seem to be more questions than answers. Art world insiders and casual observers alike love a good art-heist, and are no doubt hoping for this story to explode into a sexy, cinematic blockbuster […]